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Carrie Prejean is undoubtedly the stupidest bitch we’ve come across this year. Armed with a bad boob job, and volumes of sex tapes (some of which involve only her pretty little fingers), she merrily spewed her views on gay marriage to the masses during a beauty pageant. Clearly, her moral compass is broken. We’d like to hire a gay (married) couple to beat her ass with a wooden rainbow, but its become evident that everytime this horse-toothed twat opens her mouth, she hurts herself more than anyone else possibly could.