‘Balloon Boy’s’ mother Mayumi Heen needs to brush her hair, pack her shit, and fly the fuck out of here. Claiming to be a ’slave’ to an abusive husband doesn’t hold water with us. She was all shits and giggles on the Today Show, exploiting her children. She didn’t even have the nuts to step up and help Balloon Boy when he blew chunks in front of Meredith Viera. That’s Meredith Viera, bitch!
Now she is facing deportation for lying about her young son being stuck in a homemade helium balloon when he was really hiding in a box in the attic as instructed by his sorry excuse for parents. She may be headed back to Japan. We hope in a balloon.

All you Shannen Doherty haters can kiss our luscious asses. We are Team Brenda all the way! First of all there are validated claims that she and Jennie Garth (sweet Kelly) had a bitch clash which resulted in punches back in the 90210 days. Hott and Dirty. We loves.
She marries and then divorces. Engages and then disengages. She’s just enough white trash to keep us coming back for more. Yums.

Whoa, Nellie! Ultimate Mean Girl and uppity prairie diva. We love her curls, her lack of humanity, and her sociopathic tendencies. Nellie was fabulous before fabulous was even fabulous. Nellie had half of Walnut Grove pussywhipped, and the other half sleeping with one eye opened. Amazeballs!

Carrie Prejean is undoubtedly the stupidest bitch we’ve come across this year. Armed with a bad boob job, and volumes of sex tapes (some of which involve only her pretty little fingers), she merrily spewed her views on gay marriage to the masses during a beauty pageant. Clearly, her moral compass is broken. We’d like to hire a gay (married) couple to beat her ass with a wooden rainbow, but its become evident that everytime this horse-toothed twat opens her mouth, she hurts herself more than anyone else possibly could.