‘Balloon Boy’s’ mother Mayumi Heen needs to brush her hair, pack her shit, and fly the fuck out of here. Claiming to be a ’slave’ to an abusive husband doesn’t hold water with us. She was all shits and giggles on the Today Show, exploiting her children. She didn’t even have the nuts to step up and help Balloon Boy when he blew chunks in front of Meredith Viera. That’s Meredith Viera, bitch!
Now she is facing deportation for lying about her young son being stuck in a homemade helium balloon when he was really hiding in a box in the attic as instructed by his sorry excuse for parents. She may be headed back to Japan. We hope in a balloon.